Bool Ta ra ra ra...........!!!

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.
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A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
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Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Sardar: - why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it....

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A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U"VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR.

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Sardar's wish: when I die, I wana die like my Grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not Screaming like all d passengers in d car he was Driving..

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A Teacher lecturing on population:

"In India after every 10 secs a women gives birth to a kid. "
A Sardar stands up- "We must find & stop her!. "

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A man: "Sardarji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the evening not in the morning?"

Sardarji: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.

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Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last Words.
And finds It means "U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!"

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Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing.
He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.

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Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?

Guess what...
To avoid side effects!!!

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Man: Sardarji where were U born?
Sardarji: Punjab .
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar".

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Lawyer to Sardar: "Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke...... "
Sardar :"Yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir Gita pe haath!

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Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.
I don't know how she got my no, she interrupts whenever I call someone and says "please recharge your card"

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A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.
She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For Best Results put on Two Coats"

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A sardar was drawing money from ATM,

The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). "
The first sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258"

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Q:) How do U recognize a sardar in school or College???
A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard... BOLO tarara!!

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Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?
A:) Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept........

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Santa Singh MBBS
After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his Own practice.
He checked his first patient's Eyes, then the tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch.
Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!

Yeh Jeevan hai................!!!

Yeh Jeevan hai................Is Jeevan Ka.........Yehi hai......Yehi hai.......yehi hai.... Rang Roop.............

Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurditie.

Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.

The tragedy of life is what dies inside a man while he lives

The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate,

We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

He who is not everyday conquering some fear has not learned the secret of life.

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.

If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with success unexpected in common hours.

The man who makes everything that leads to happiness depends upon himself, and not upon other men, has adopted the very best plan for living happily. This is the man of moderation, the man of manly character and of wisdom.

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

People grow through experience if they meet life honestly and courageously. This is how character is built.

In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years......

Dosti.................!!!

Yaara Teri yaari ko........Maine to khuda maana...........Yaad Karegi Duniyaaaa.....Tera mera Yaraana...

A friend is like a flower,

a rose to be exact,

Or maybe like a brand new gate

that never comes unlatched.

A friend is like an owl,

both beautiful and wise.

Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost,

whose spirit never dies.

A friend is like a heart that goes

strong until the end.

Where would we be in this world


if we didn"t have a friend.


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Make new friends

But keep the old one's.........as......

One is sliver and the other gold !

Different Stroke..........!!!

Alzheimer is not a normal part of Aging............It's more painful for the loved one's to cope with it...........

Mrs. Sahani is sitting on her favourite rocking chair ,looking down from her first floor verandah .Every morning she likes enjoying the view of her garden .The sunshine shining brightly on her roses,sunflowers, dahlias,bougenvelias, the garden looks like a riot of colors. Mr. Sahani was very fond of the garden and he used to collect rare plants. He is no more but , see, how the garden is glowing in all its splendour !

………

Its about 8:00 AM and she is waiting for Nina – her attendant . She is a very sweet girl ,she helps Mrs. Sahani with her daily chores .Its not that Mrs. Sahani can’t take care of herself ,but then she is now 75 yrs. ; and not getting any younger.Sometimes she seems to forget about ger bank documents ,electric or telephone bills .Nina takes care of all these and above all Mrs. Sahani feels really helpless when Nina is not around her.

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‘Mrs. Sahani , you have a good news ! ‘



‘Oh, Nina , I was just thinking about you ! What good news ? ‘



‘ Your son,Akash, is coming from Australia with his family ; isn’t it great news !! He rang up few minutes back and told me to inform you . ‘



‘My son !! Nina , what are you talking about ? I don’t have any son!’



‘But , Mrs. Sahani .. ‘ Nina sounds confused


‘ No, no,there must be some mistake , or may be the person is an imposter ! Don’t you see in newspapers nowadays what sort of mishaps are happening ? ‘ Mrs. Sahani is sounding almost hysteric.



‘Ok , Mrs. Sahani , if you insist .. I will definitely try to contact the person and let him know about the misunderstanding ‘ Nina said timidly.



‘ Please do that , and let me know ‘, Mrs. Sahani sounds irritated.



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Its around afternoon when Nina enters Mrs. Sahani’s room to give her medicine. She finds her fast asleep ,a book half open lying on her lap ; a childlike innocent ex-pression on her face ,a slight smile playing on her lips.



Nina looks down towards her mother and a sigh escapes her.



Mrs. Sahani , her mother, is suffering from Alzheimer for the last 5 years.



With each passing day , bits and pieces of information are getting erased from her memory.



Sometimes she can remember past incidents with clarity but fails to recognise her own children .



Sometimes she can remember the names of those rare flowers her husband planted ………… but she can’t remember names of her own children .



Her only son , Akash , sounds unfamiliar or even an imposter to her .



Her only daughter , Nina, is an attendant to her .




Nina feels helpless , witnessing her mother’s slow decay who was once so lively and charming.




Every day , she hopes for some miracle to happen ; she looks into her mother’s eyes and searches for that slight hint of recognition,that touch of love and affection for her only daughter.; may be for once she will call her , ‘Nina , my child !’



Every day she pray's silently




‘ Please God, let there be light once ……before its too late ............‘

Thought for the day..........!!!

Thought for the day:

A Life In Your Hands

If a child lives with criticism, he learns to condemn;

If a child lives with hostility, he learns to fight;
If a child lives with ridicule, he learns to be shy;
If a child lives with shame, he learns to feel guilty;

If a child lives with tolerance, he learns to be patient;

If a child lives with encouragement, he learns confidence;
If a child lives with praise, he learns to appreciate;
If a child lives with fairness, he learns justice;

If a child lives with security, he learns to have faith;

If a child lives with approval, he learns to like himself;
If a child lives with acceptance and friendship, he learns to find love in the world.


In life, you always find what you look for.
Only thing that matters is - what you choose to see...........

Wishing all..................healthy Aging.

once bitten twice shy............!!!

CAN CHINA BE EVER TRUSTED ?


China swallowed Tibet in the late fifties. None in the world had the guts to question it. It declared war on India in 1962 just because it gave asylum to the Dalai Lama and India could not emerge victorious in the war as China was superior in military strength.

All this happened in spite of Nehru 's promotion of "Indo-China Bhai Bhai". The then premier of China Chou-en - Lai stabbed Nehru at the back. Now the Nehru-Gandhi dynasty is again promoting Indo-China relations, all may be with very good intention.

Can China however ever be trusted?

Indian Commerce minister Kamal Nath's trip to China had to be cancelled due to China's behavior. But China care two hoots for India or for that matter anyone in the world. ( You have seen how adamant and cruel they were in oppressing Tibetan protesters during the recent Olympic torch run. You all know they lead in piracy of software and hardware and does not care for Intellectual Property Rights)

It has taken possession of Indian border areas and has been claiming Arunachal Pradesh. It has dictated the proviso of Indian Government’s protocol. It dictated to India that its VP will not meet Dalai Lama !!. It called Nirupama Rao, the Indian Ambassador to China, at 2. A.M. to lodge its protest. Diplomatic audacity !!! Still Sonia Gandhi and her son Rahul are very friendly with Chinese government. Rahul is planning to visit China again. What for ?

Wise learn from other's Mistakes but the Fools learn from there Own mistakes .....Now the paradox is........What ctagory Do our Politician's Belong to?

Now to cap all, China is claiming Sikkim ! At this rate they will soon lay claim to all neighbouring border states !!. They have put roads upto Everest. They have already built the longest and tallest railway up to Lhasa in Tibet. It is now evident all these activities had a motive behind-to annex as much areas as possible from India, Nepal and Bhutan.

China is a threat to entire humanity. The world should come united now and curb China lest it will become a real dragon!

Perspective........!!!

FEAR..............

I feared untill...............

I feared being alone

untill I learned to like myself.

I feared failure

untill I realised that I only fail when I dont try.

I feared success

untill I realised I had to try in order to be happy myself.

I feared peoples opinions

untill I learned that people will anyway have opinions about me anyway

I feared rejection

untill I learned to have faith in myself.

I feared pain

untill I learned that it is necessary for growth.

I feared the truth

untill I saw the ugliness in lies.

I feared life

untill I experienced it's beauty.

I feared death

untill I realised that it's not an end ,but a beginning.

I feared my destiny

untill I realised that I had the power to change my life.

I feared hate

untill I saw that it was nothing more than ignorance.

I feared love

untill it touched my heart,making the darkness fade into endless sunny days.

I feared ridicule

untill I learned how to laugh at myself.

I feared growing old

untill I realised that I gained wisdom everyday.

I feared the future

untill I realised that life just kept getting better.

I feared the past

untill I realised that it could no longer hurt me.

I feared the dark

untill I saw the beauty of star light.

I feared the light

untill I learned that the truth would give me the strength.

I feared the change

untill I saw the most beautiful butterfly change